At this exact moment approximately 44% of Americans are single with a whopping 40 MILLION of them looking for love on dating websites. With dating you always find the perfect match last – and along the way you meet a lot of creeps, weirdos, liars, sociopaths, narcissists, manipulators – and some are just plain BORING. No matter what, a crazy date or hookup is always better when you share it with your closest hombres over a choice libation.
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meet the ladies of lustandbust.com
pretty
weakness: tall. dark. handsome. (preferably of the Italian variety)
favorite drink: dirty martini
interests: trying new sports of any kind. music, music and more music. the weirdest item on the menu. new places, new people. telling stories. laughing uncontrollably. pushing the limits with sarcasm. wishing on a star.
on a saturday night: out in any number of Chicago neighborhoods getting into trouble.
worst pickup line: you are babe-a-licious in a dangerous way.
best date: a city-wide pillow fight in front of the Art Institute then a leisurely stroll through the exhibits.
cheeky
weakness: hott with style and class and it don’t hurt if he has a nice ass!
favorite drink: Hefeweizen
interests: rock n’roll. beer me.
writing hilarious stories. art. design. wino. sushi. keeping it real.
on a saturday night: at a concert somewhere in the city, or at a dive, where a lady should be.
worst pickup line: “smile if you wanna fuck”- folded up on a piece of paper and thrown at me.
best date: not to be cliche, but running around Lake Michigan, climbing rocks, and jumping off, ending the night at 3 am with grilled cheese at steak and shake.