I had been seeing this girl for a week or two but due to our living conditions we were unable to have any real alone time and therefore had not really gotten as far as either of us had wanted. So when her parents went on vacation she invited me to stay the night at their house. In an effort to be respectful of the parents we decided that it would not be the best idea to fool around on their bed so into the girl’s room we went. While not a huge room I was a bit surprised to see that the bed we were headed towards was defiantly a bunk bed that had a bunch of random items taking the place of where the bottom bed use to be, ok then, up the ladder it was.

Clothing disappeared and she stated that while she wanted to get me off with her hand. No complaints from me however this action took a bit of time which, in turn, made her arm quite tired. In an effort to get more comfortable she proceeded to lay her head down on my stomach which in turn the extra pressure hurried things up. Telling her that I was quite close she sped up her actions without moving her head from my stomach. This proved to be a bad idea. When I went off it shot straight up her nose and in shock she turned her face down into my stomach. Again, bad idea. The next spasm flew across her face and in her ear. As you can imagine this caused her defenses to fly into overdrive telling her that she needed to escape this situation. That’s when she proceeded to roll right off the top bunk bed, six feet down, thud, and completed a hobbled dash to the washroom.

Unknowing about what had just happened I followed down and found her kneeling over the toilet, dry heaving, with a q-tip in each hand working on her ear and nose at the same time. After I asked and in between heaves she proceed to tell me where exactly my special men were currently residing. While not happy with me that I laughed at the ridiculousness of the situation, I made it up to her shortly thereafter. We didn’t see much of each other after that day, probably for the best. If it continued on in such fashion one of us would have been seriously injured the next time we fooled around.