Valentine’s Day Massacre

on Aug 8 2009
by Pretty Pretty | |

I was single on Valentine’s Day, so rather than sit at home and watch sappy movies with ice cream, I decided to go out on a date with a guy I found on match.com. We met at a V-Day neutral bar (no couples, no tacky red hearts and cheesy music, etc) and I was pleased to see that when I saw him in person, he was just as cute as his pictures.

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5 Responses to “Valentine’s Day Massacre”

  1. HappilyMarried says:

    Was the guy aware he was on a date?! You should have busted out some uncomfortable stories to let him experience the misery. I mean, if it was going bad it could have been fun to make sure he wouldn’t call Dr.Pretty to vent some of his unresolved issues.

  2. barbie says:

    Hahahaha Sade! Sounds like a winner – I agree, being single is not so bad with these kinds of options out there!

  3. megalottapuss says:

    this guy sounds hilarious.. can i have his number? haha

  4. Pretty Pretty says:

    Yeah, “Dr. Pretty” hahahaha
    He definitely dug a hole on that date and then kept digging deeper. But it was a good story right? Mmwwaaahhhh

  5. Mr T says:

    Sounds like Sade wasn’t really working for the dad considering he was so interested in his son’s stink-finger.

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