used all the traditional ones, and oncei got set up with this horrible guy–bad personality, not good looking at all, even had the raunchiest breath that I could smell across the table…out of the blue this total lie of an excuse came out of my mouth: “sorry, I’m really just looking for a sugar daddy at this point in my life, and you’re just way too young for me”….and i got up, left, called my best friend and had a huge laugh about it all.
I know this is bad, but if I don’t want to go on a second date I usually just don’t return the call. I don’t get all creative, just non-responsive.
You know how it goes – you say you will call/email, then enough time goes by that it doesn’t make a difference, then you kinda don’t feel as bad.
But telling them you are just looking for a sugar daddy, haha that is CLASSIC! Maybe I will start getting more creative, but only if the guy is a total douche!
The date I was supposed to go on was to a classy little bar in the city – When the guy called to set up a time I told him the previous guy I was seeing got me pregnant. That was an easy way to shake him off.
I went on a first date for drinks. The guy asked to go on a second date and wanted to go to dinner. I told him I couldn’t because I was doing a “cleanse” so I couldn’t eat or drink coffee or alcohol or anything for at least 3 weeks. He called again and I didn’t pick up and then got the hint.
I’m having a sexuality identity crisis. – That didn’t go over all too well. It intrigued the guy more than it put him off. We were chatting it up at a bar and when he asked me out that’s what I told him. I’ll let your imagination take over to guess what kind of conversation that sparked
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used all the traditional ones, and oncei got set up with this horrible guy–bad personality, not good looking at all, even had the raunchiest breath that I could smell across the table…out of the blue this total lie of an excuse came out of my mouth: “sorry, I’m really just looking for a sugar daddy at this point in my life, and you’re just way too young for me”….and i got up, left, called my best friend and had a huge laugh about it all.
I know this is bad, but if I don’t want to go on a second date I usually just don’t return the call. I don’t get all creative, just non-responsive.
You know how it goes – you say you will call/email, then enough time goes by that it doesn’t make a difference, then you kinda don’t feel as bad.
But telling them you are just looking for a sugar daddy, haha that is CLASSIC! Maybe I will start getting more creative, but only if the guy is a total douche!
The date I was supposed to go on was to a classy little bar in the city – When the guy called to set up a time I told him the previous guy I was seeing got me pregnant. That was an easy way to shake him off.
I went on a first date for drinks. The guy asked to go on a second date and wanted to go to dinner. I told him I couldn’t because I was doing a “cleanse” so I couldn’t eat or drink coffee or alcohol or anything for at least 3 weeks. He called again and I didn’t pick up and then got the hint.
“Umm, this isnt going to work sober.” That one didn’t go so well…
Otherwise just George Costanza it up.
“Its not you, its me.”
I’m having a sexuality identity crisis. – That didn’t go over all too well. It intrigued the guy more than it put him off. We were chatting it up at a bar and when he asked me out that’s what I told him. I’ll let your imagination take over to guess what kind of conversation that sparked